Bestseller Sequels that are just begging to be written:
A Flea Glows in Brooklyn
A radioactive flea gains self-esteem when he
gets a job as a firefly
Tell Me Again Why the Caged Bird
Sings
Maya Angelou’s senior moments
To Stun a Mockingbird
The updated, Peta-approved version
For Whom the Belle Toils
Paris Hilton cleans toilets for the LA County
jail
Breakfast at Epiphanies
Adventures of a born-again Holly
Golightly
Clockwork Orange Sherbet
How to tell when it’s time to eat orange
sherbet in the future
A Street Car Named Gimme Gimme
Blanche Dubois forgets her manners
Ass Menagerie
Life on the donkey farm
What Color Was my Parachute?
Séance FAQs
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I think my favorite is “A Clock Work Orange Sherbet” Who know sherbet eaten at a very specific time could taste so good?
Don’t forget the 2011 new releases:
“Here with the Wind” Scarlett wins the lottery on a windy day.
and
“Roll of thunder thighs, hear my cry” Cassie eats one too many pop tarts.
Lol i just opened my laptop up and it was left on this picture and it made me laugh really hard! This story is great! I want to meet Peanuts