Imagining that it failed its sanitation inspection after the Royal Family rented it out for a family reunion cruise:
Crumpet crumbs EVERYwhere.
No one cleaning up after Icelandic Ponies
Reptilian eggs found hiding under throne cushions
Pippa’s long stockings strewn from stem to stern
Fergie’s tear stains on every single pillowcase
Empty Depends cartons blocking door to Prince Phillip’s cabin
High tea stains on carpet (or so Prince Phillip claims)
Combined unpleasant odor of rusty knight armor and William and Harry’s dirty socks wafting from vents
Piles and piles of sweaty, sweaty kilts
And the number one reason Queen Mary 2 Cruise liner failed its sanitation inspection:
Camilla Parker’s Bowels
I have no idea what you’re saying with those words but this really made Matt and me laugh!
Someone’s left wig hair all over the sink (we suspect Queen Elizabeth) while it’s obvious King Henry VIII doesn’t plan to clean up after his 8 wives.
Did you make these up?? They’re brilliant!
I love a good dig at Camilla
Yes Grace I’m afraid I did make them up. And I spend way too much time doing stuff like this. But it does get my mind of what I really should be doing. Glad you like it!