Apply a think coating of Vaseline before you go swimming so the chlorine won’t turn your hair green and then find out nothing will take a thick coating of Vaseline out of your hair except time.
Stick you’re head in a hurricane.
Thin your bangs out with the thinning shears and discover too late that the thinning shears you used were actually sissors.
Sleep on a Pillow of Gum
Decide, after four glasses of wine, that the home permanent kit that has been languishing under the bathroom sink since 1981, should not go to waste.
Wear your Yorkshire Terrier as a toupee.
Adopt the philosophy: What Would Pippi Do?
Be the first one to try out that new beauty school for the blind.
Straighten you’re new pixie cut “the old-fashioned way” by using an iron and ironing board.
And the best way to have a really bad hair day is:
Stop using Dippity Do and start using “Oh No You Dippity Didn’t!
Until next time . . . I love you
I am halfway to the store right now to purchase my own “Dippity Do” style hair gel. It sort of reminds me of the Udder Butter lotion we used to by at Grocery Outlet.