You’ve bought candy 27 times already but keep eating it all.
You’ve gained so much weight eating Halloween candy, you won’t fit into your Cinco De Mayo costume anymore and are now forced to go as ‘The Entire Month of May’.
You carpal tunnel syndrome has flared up something awful due to digging up dead bodies for Halloween decor.
You’ve trained your dog to only retrieve broom sticks, Halloween candy, and reanimated dead people.
You refuse to drink any liquid that isn’t served to you in a franken stein.
You managed to cover such a large area with the your fake cobwebs you inadvertently caught a Cessna 152.
Three words: Waterboarding for Apples!
You’ve started taking special care with your cooking so that every meal resembles great big gobs of green gushy gopher guts.
You’ve requested that your employer start paying you in pumpkins.
And the number one way to tell if you’re Halloween enthusiasm has gotten the best of you?
Halloween is the whole reason you married a monster.
You are one funny apple-bobbin goblin.
Pass the franken Stein, pumpkin. Joy
Yes! You know how much we love stuff like that down on the Yak Farm!
Oh goodness, I am still chucking. The whole month of May, Waterboarding for apples….. clever and funny. Love it.
Peace
Thanks Lizzie, I’m so glad you liked it!
haha I just had to pop by and tell you I bought a bag of candy today….and it is gone. It was one or more of the gaggle. they have found all my hiding places. time to move! but what made me laugh when i found it gone was that it had replaced the last bag that disappeared…..which was me (she says sheepishly) lol…but i will ONLY cop to the bag of snickers,,, I have been buying it all month.and I have not a lick of it…… It has just made me laugh all day.
Peace
and I like the idea of the Month of May. it’s brilliant.
After a weekend of non stop candy corn eating, I might have to go as the entire month of May for Halloween myself. Or whichever month has 31 days.
May has 31 days. So it’s one of the fat months. You really should go as the the month of May. Somebody should!