You’ve bought candy 27 times already but keep eating it all.
You’ve gained so much weight eating Halloween candy, you won’t fit into your Cinco De Mayo costume anymore and are now forced to go as ‘The Entire Month of May’.
You carpal tunnel syndrome has flared up something awful due to digging up dead bodies for Halloween decor.
You’ve trained your dog to only retrieve broom sticks, Halloween candy, and reanimated dead people.
You refuse to drink any liquid that isn’t served to you in a franken stein.
You managed to cover such a large area with the your fake cobwebs you inadvertently caught a Cessna 152.
Three words: Waterboarding for Apples!
You’ve started taking special care with your cooking so that every meal resembles great big gobs of green gushy gopher guts.
You’ve requested that your employer start paying you in pumpkins.
And the number one way to tell if you’re Halloween enthusiasm has gotten the best of you?
Halloween is the whole reason you married a monster.