Today, Dear Reader, the Drawing Lady is going to teach us how to draw a circle!
Perhaps you are asking yourself why? Why a circle, Drawing Lady, and not a rectangle, a triangle or a squareangle?
Dear Reader, please do not pepper the Drawing Lady with questions. The Drawing Lady has very little patience, and you have just used up three-quarters of it with all the peppering.
The Drawing Lady says that if we want to learn how to draw a circle the first thing we are going to need is a pencil.
Perhaps you are asking, but why a pencil Drawing Lady, why not a pen or a crayon or a Magic Marker?
These are questions for which the Drawing Lady does not have time. The Drawing Lady is taking precious hours out of her day to teach us to draw a circle and what do we do? Pepper and assault the Drawing Lady with questions, questions and more questions.
Perhaps you are asking but what kind of a pencil drawing lady, a colored pencil, a mechanical pencil or a regular pencil?
You’re questions have made the Drawing Lady unable to do anything now but sigh deeply over and over and over again. The Drawing Lady hopes you are proud of yourselves!
The Drawing Lady says she could care less what kind of a pencil it is as long as it is sharp — very, very, very, VERY sharp.
The Drawing Lady would like us to now take our pencils and jab them into our eyes.
And that concludes our drawing lesson for today, Dear Reader!
Until next time . . . I love you