Today, Dear Reader, the Drawing Lady is going to teach us how to draw a circle!
Perhaps you are asking yourself why? Why a circle, Drawing Lady, and not a rectangle, a triangle or a squareangle?
Dear Reader, please do not pepper the Drawing Lady with questions. The Drawing Lady has very little patience, and you have just used up three-quarters of it with all the peppering.
The Drawing Lady says that if we want to learn how to draw a circle the first thing we are going to need is a pencil.
Perhaps you are asking, but why a pencil Drawing Lady, why not a pen or a crayon or a Magic Marker?
Drawing Lady No Likee
These are questions for which the Drawing Lady does not have time. The Drawing Lady is taking precious hours out of her day to teach us to draw a circle and what do we do? Pepper and assault the Drawing Lady with questions, questions and more questions.
Perhaps you are asking but what kind of a pencil drawing lady, a colored pencil, a mechanical pencil or a regular pencil?
You’re questions have made the Drawing Lady unable to do anything now but sigh deeply over and over and over again. The Drawing Lady hopes you are proud of yourselves!
The Drawing Lady says she could care less what kind of a pencil it is as long as it is sharp — very, very, very, VERY sharp.
Perhaps this is sharp enough Drawing Lady?
The Drawing Lady would like us to now take our pencils and jab them into our eyes.
And that concludes our drawing lesson for today, Dear Reader!
Until next time . . . I love you
I was going to comment, but I can;t see now as i have a pencil sticking out of each eye.
Because I’m an over-acheiver.
THANKS DRAWING LADY!
SEEHEAR YOU NEXT TIME!!!Hahaha! I’m wriitng A+ on your report card! (as far as you know)
Something tells me you didn’t do well in elementary school art class and have built up a serious grudge since then.
You see right through me Rob!
Drawing lady has a point.
Hahaha! You need to start your blog!!
This sounds eerily similar to a conversation I recently had with my children… but it involved learning how to close a door. That was 3 days ago and the back door is still open.
UH OH, better sharpen some pencils, Ginger. That’ll get their attention . . .maybe!
someone told me it was a mad house of people crying pencils because the drawing lady …..omg drawing lady…. that was a little 2 much how you lead (led) them to the point of ….. hey will you you show me how to draw a circle now? I like circles better than any of those other silly shapes…..
you truly are amazing 
I’d be dellighted to show you how to draw a circle, Lizzie. First you put your pencil in the middle right -hand corner of the paper and then . . . you . . . wait . . . what’s a circle shaped like again?? UH . . . I hope the drawing lady hasn’t left the building!!
If I’m not mistaken, I think they recommend the #2 pencil for most standardized tests and eye stabbing. But I could be wrong?
Is it me or does the Drawing Lady remind anyone of Nurse Ratched?
You know what? You’re right! I thought the Drawing Lady looked familiar. It was the wig and the bustle that threw me off!
And I don’t think you’re wrong about the #2 pencils, I know I’ve never been stabbed with anything other than a #2. Stab me with a #2 or don’t stab me at all I always say!
Sorry, exactly how often do you actually say that?!?
That depends. You mean in the real world? Or in my imaginery friend world? Because there is a difference! I’m pretty darn sure . . . OK, make I’m pretty darn semi-sure. Oh and thanks for the Tweet, how sweet!
I smell peanuts! This is all the doing of Peanuts! and now I gotta worry about her goin around teliin people not to stab her at all – errrrr wiat that was like not a monkey or an ape – the tall was …..i . just. don’t. know. ok so no worries about the stabbing – phew! It;s Spring Fever ThATs what it is! I thnk i might be suffering just a touch…wee little bit… of the irish in me and ….My BBFF!!!! are you there do;t give in to Peanuts…. unless …crap..I’m here for you and I lOve YOU and we are all OOOOKKKKK cept the drawing lady and whoever stuck pencils in their eyes…
HA HA! PHEW! Deep breaths, Lizzie, repeat after me. Everything’s gong to be all right. The Drawing Lady is good . . . The Drawing Lady will not hurt me . . .The Drawing Lady is good . . . Pencils are good . . .Pencils will not hurt me . . .
ohhhhhhh….oook.. yea I feel better… I was worried about you and uh… drawing circles is relaxing you know….
Hahahahah! Okay, I just about fell off my chair!!
You have talent. Well-written, as usual. Beginning, middle, end. Stories within a story. Well done! HF
What a nice compliment. Thank you HF! You made my day!
I love the tone you took in this post;that alone was hilarious!
Ronnie
Yeah, I don’t know where in the world that came from. Apparently, I have an inner evil school marm stuggling to be heard.
OK, my favorite part was “Drawing Lady No Likee,” and I’m sure glad I was wearing safety goggles!! : P
Ha! I knew you were an intelligent man to catch on so quickily that my blog should never be viewed except from behind the safety of protective glass!
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