Does It Stink in Here or Is It Just Me (and maybe Lizzie)?

Zounds! Just learned that my friend, Lizzie at Running Naked with Scissors  leads a sensory perceived existence and that her favorite way to perceive, sensory-wise, is through her olfactory senses. When in comes to perception, Lizzie’s nose knows.  Who knew?

So knowing this and the way Lizzie’s mind works, it’s not surprising that she came up with this fun challenge:

The Eu de You Perfume Challenge:

Lizzie wants to know what elements you would  use to create your very own perfect scent?

Here are the questions:

  1. What are the traits about yourself that you would like to convey in the Eu de you perfume?
  2. When you think of these traits, what scents come to mind?
  3.  So give us a formula for your perfect scent.
  4. What colors do you associate with it?
  5. What forms would you offer it in?
  6. How would you package it?
  7. And very important what would you name it?
Finally, fill in the blanks.   The smell of                                  reminds me of                                       and this as a good or bad smell memory for me.

Here’s my take on Lizzie’s challenge:

First of all, I would call my perfume, Eu de Linda de Jour.  It would convey honesty, loyalty, strength, confidence, and humor!  The elements I would use to do this:

Honesty would be conveyed by the smell of honey because there’s nothing fake about honey. 

Loyalty would be conveyed by the smell of egg salad because you have to be loyal to stick around for that!

Strength would be conveyed by the smell of horses but only those emanating from the front part of the horse, of course!

Confidence would be conveyed by the scent of the mimeographed paper upon which the quiz I just aced was written!

Humor would be conveyed by generous amounts of puppy breath.

Formula for Eu de Linda du Jour

47 gallons of honey

One dozen Eggs

One Horse

Mimeograph Machine

One Batch of Puppies

Mix all ingredients in the world’s largest blender – haha just kidding- make that the world’s largest cereal bowl. 

Strain out horse, mimeograph machine and puppies.

Bottle remaining mixture into perfume bottles shaped like a puppy horse:

Eu De Linda de Jour stages of development for bottle design

OK, then all that’s left is to slap on a Eu de Linda du Jour label with the slogan:

The smell of life; sometimes it smells good and sometimes not so much!

Then sell the formula to  Bath and Body Works for elevenity billion dollars. 

So there you have it!

Calling all EVERYBODY:

This was a really fun challenge.  Click on the link below and take it:

Running Naked with Scissors Eu De You PerFume Challenge 

You’ll be smelling like a rose (or whatnot) in no time! 

 

Until next time . . . I love you

 

40 Responses to Does It Stink in Here or Is It Just Me (and maybe Lizzie)?

  1. Funny stuff, but I’m not going there… us manly men don’t do Eau…..

    • Great Guapowski did – he came up with RUGGED and he;s manly – right Linda? just sayin…. :-)

      • That he did! Oh and I just found out only seconds ago that he’s quite a good dancer and a lot of people call him Twinkletoes (but only because they’re jealous of his abilities!)

      • He probably called it an after shave or some other euphemism… besides which, I’m suspicious of anyone who calls themselves Great….usually a dead giveaway that they aren’t….and who are they trying to convince?… :-)

        • well HE isn/t trying to convince anyone of anything – doesn’t need to and he doesn’t call himself great – doesn’t need to and no it was not after shave or anything else – so I was just trying to get YOU to join the fun – but he set the bar pretty high so I can understand if you are scared. :-)

          • Oh boy! Controversy! This is getting exciting!! :)

            • i could hardly make the Guapster bait and then leave him there right? I haven;t got out my RUbber Bodysuit (that I really do rock in btw but i wanna be taken seriously :-P ) ) just yet – MrBoutToBeGlue up there …put a nice smiley face so I;m just sayin…..with a nice smiley face – and it;s supposed to say didn;t put aftershave or anything else foo hooey – cause obviously he put something :-) which begs the question – if aftershave is made for men and MOST men wear it – without questioning their MANLINESS – don’t know what the question is but its a damn good point – like #2 lead!

          • Everything I wrote was intended as a joke… I’m sorry if offense was taken, for none was intended… I try not to take anything too seriously, especially myself, though one might not believe that considering some of my subject matter. But I never intended to imply disrespect for anyone…. :-)

            • Ned, Lizzie was just trying to draw you into a teasing session. She is quite the consumate teaser and she was just kidding around. The trouble with texting, and commenting, etc. is that it is easy for joking to be taken wrong. All our comments are in jest, and apologies are not needed Ned — no offense was taken by anyone. Everything is meant in fun! And your comments are always welcome :) :) :)

            • Mommmmmm :-D I was ready to THROW DOWN!!! geez… huh – I wonder if that;s why emoticons were invented? saved by the smiley face…. which is true – but I’m a loyal sort of Lizzie…so leave out the smiley and.mess with my people..ITS ON! (am I grounded?)

              • OMG not to change the suject or anything, but I just went to kotev 1000 site. It’s all in Russian (I just look at the pictures) and now comment box choices are all in Russian! I think I just got Twiligh Zoned! And no Lizzie, you will never ever ever be grounded, you’re my cyber favorite child! Ok, I am now going to click: OTTOBOP now — I hope that means reply!

            • but but …you did change the subject and now i am confused… mixed greens. it’s roughage but I guess i can do this….

              gee I hope OTTOBOP means reply – use your emergency flare if you need help…. :-)

  2. I think you can probably sell this stuff at Pottery Barn no prob!

  3. This is Amazing and awesome and YOU ROCK – it;s PERFECT I totally get YOU!! mmmmmwhat;s that bewitching scent you are wearing??? THanks for doing this – I think you can definitely getmore than 11ty billion dollars I’m thinking ooldly gazillions! I have a goofy grin on my face that is hurting my cheeks right now – Yay! I Love the way your mind works – I love YOU BBFF!!!!! -( i am in over exuberant oversharing lack of appropriate filter system bipolared disorder today but i mean it anyways!(well i always mean it cause I feel it -sometimes i can;t contain it that;s all -)… I want to run up and FLING my arms around you and squeeeeeze!!! thank you… :-)

  4. haha! I love the bottle’s stages of development! I hope you’ve gone ahead and patented it, I wouldn’t want the people over at Chanel to steal your idea!

  5. Hi,
    Loved your post, and your perfume sounds very interesting, certainly different. :D
    I would also like to Thank You for visiting my blog.

  6. HAHA thats AMAZING!!!! Im curious as to what it would smell like lol

  7. This post had a delightful bouquet, and it’s also clear that you missed your calling as a package designer!

    My favorite part was straining out the horse, tho I’m not sure the Lone Ranger or John Wayne would approve… : )

  8. EL GUAPO CHALENGES GIGOID TO A BATTLE!!! OF SALAD!!!
    THE SALAD EATING BATTLE WILL COMMENCE AT THE SALAD BAR OF HIS CHOICE AT A TIME OF EL GUAPO’S CHOICE!!!

    Start betting the greens people!
    Or we could just grab a beer. Whatever…

    • thank GOID (or whoever) you didn;t say Quiche… I would have to eat my words …although I never quite understood why it is taken for granted that real men don;t eat quiche…i mean who decided that? Real men don;t think about what makes them real men… if they are truly men of manly sort of constituition. It must have been some nonsureman questioning his manliness because he liked quiche even tho it made him feel like a fruit (how generic) no wait….if that were the case..he would be asserting the opposite..real men DO eat quiche …subsequently causing a rush on then shortage of quiche everywhere becasue all men would want to eat it toprove something that is silly anyways….no not all men…not the real REAL men…becasue they wouldn;t have any need to prove anything ….hey would just abide and be rugged and all that silly man stuff….

      ok i am leafing……. you obviously got this so wrapped up…don;t need no sissy little Lizzie to tos…..err….put dressing on it.

      I would very nuch like a beer though :-)

      • I think it’s reverse psychology gone a- rye (see what I did there?), lizziec.

        mmm…beer….

      • Lizzie you ARE my BEER. Wiping tears from eyes . . ahhhh Starting with Thank Goid (or who ever), and laughing out loud through entire rant. Nobody rants funnier than you Lizzie, my child! NOBODY! hahahahahhaha

        • Guinness? not the pale ale I hope – like to think I have to be strained through the teeth..if I was tequila you’d have take me with a grain (or gazillionish) of salt… wheat a minute… should I play off Goid like I made up a new name for the allmighty…or cop to a typo…oh wow i got a bazillion links in my head and i think I am outta steam anyways. Broccoli is better steamed…keeps in the vitamins. the truth is it was a typo but I liked it….so Goid it is..let us hope Goid is merciful… and..manly… :-)

    • I’ll throw down a pound and a half of romaine! Iceburg lettuce heads are going to roll!

  9. Love your scent, Linda, but shouldn’t only the front half of the horse go in? Looks like you bottled the whole thing…

    And should I apply this directly to my skin, or just sprinkle it on my unmentionables?

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