You have to make a conscious effort to leave the house by way of door instead of by way of gnawing.
You now firmly believe there are no bad habits; only bad habitats.
Whenever somebody tries to pick you up you bite their finger.
Your dream vacation used to involve two weeks in Hawaii under the sun; now it involves two weeks in Hawaii under the refrigerator.
Oh sure you want to visit the great pyramid someday; but only so you can hang out in the tunnels.
The actor Nicolas Cage leaves you cold; Nicolas’s cage however, is whole different story.You’ve recently redecorated your house to include hardwood floor shavings and a new couch that spins.
Who needs a fork when you’ve got two hands!
You’re in the process of drawing up plans for a 7-foot plastic ball to protect you from danger when you go jogging.
You’re new blog is called www.let’sridtheworldofcats.com
And finally, the best way to tell if you’ve been spending too much time with your hamster is:
You’re starting to look like Tom Cruise.Until next time . . . I love you