Unless you’re a scientist or a science hobbyist, the Science channel can get pretty boring you’ve got to admit. So I came up with these show ideas for the Science Channel that even us non-science types might enjoy.
"I'm pretty and you suck."
The Real Housewives of Area 51
Invincible men of culinary skills at kitchen stadium use the theme ingredient - Iron Meteorite!
Iron Meteorite Chef
We've got annoying social issues that decrease by half every episode! YAY!
My So Called Half-Life
"Yup, I concur, Co2 definitely has the best smile."
America’s Top Molecule
I hate you Mommy! Yeah!
Red Dwarfs and Tiaras
"So what if you paid $300 for it originally . Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change. I will give you $5. Now get over it."
Stephen Hawking’s Pawn Stars
"Question: Should I buy six of one or half a dozen of the other?"
Clone Shopping Network
"Don't you just LOVE Gamma Rays?" "Of course I do, who doesn't?"
Everybody Loves Gamma Ray-mond
"Woohoo! Lookee us! We're dancin' with the star stuff! Woohoo!"
Dancing with the Star Stuff
Until next time . . . I love you