Unless you’re a scientist or a science hobbyist, the Science channel can get pretty boring you’ve got to admit. So I came up with these show ideas for the Science Channel that even us non-science types might enjoy.
"I'm pretty and you suck."
The Real Housewives of Area 51
Invincible men of culinary skills at kitchen stadium use the theme ingredient - Iron Meteorite!
Iron Meteorite Chef
We've got annoying social issues that decrease by half every episode! YAY!
My So Called Half-Life
"Yup, I concur, Co2 definitely has the best smile."
America’s Top Molecule
I hate you Mommy! Yeah!
Red Dwarfs and Tiaras
"So what if you paid $300 for it originally . Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change. I will give you $5. Now get over it."
Stephen Hawking’s Pawn Stars
"Question: Should I buy six of one or half a dozen of the other?"
Clone Shopping Network
"Don't you just LOVE Gamma Rays?" "Of course I do, who doesn't?"
Everybody Loves Gamma Ray-mond
"Woohoo! Lookee us! We're dancin' with the star stuff! Woohoo!"
Dancing with the Star Stuff
Until next time . . . I love you
Ok – I loved this post! Great creativity with all the show titles. I liked the Stephen Hawking’s Pawn Stars the best.
I thin that’s my favorite one too because I was thinking how Jackie could say that line with her Stephen Hawking impression.
Very cute! How did you come up with so many of them
I would do an impression now but somehow I don’t think it’ll translate well.
As far as my favorite: America’s next top molecule takes the cake! I think you should tackle movie title’s next!
Movie titles would be really fun. I’ll have to think of a premise for that one. Maybe you could leave your Stephen Hawking impression on my voice mail. I’d have Nikki do it but she would do it like Donald Trump.
Glad you liked it Cakes and Shakes. Actually I was trying to come up with ten but I could only think up nine. Of course, the tenth one will hit me now that I’ve posted it. HA!
Love it, Love it!! I’m game for My So Called Half Life & America’s Top Molecule.
Ha! Yeah I could watch both those. I’ll have to forward this post to the Science channel. They could use some new programming!
So glad you liked it Mkultra76!
I snorted tea all over my laptop.
YAY! I love when that happens (to others! LOL)
Seriously Linda? What the heck? You should be writing for TV. Wait, no, you’re too good for TV! Don’t leave us! These are so funny. America’s Top Molecule and Red Dwarfs and Tiaras. OMG! You’re killing me! : D
Oh thank you Lisa, I’m so glad you liked it. I have to admit my life would have been absolute perfection this morning if I could have found a picture on Google of a red-headed dwarf wearing a tiara! It just couldn’t get an better than that!
Hi,
I loved the area 51 housewife, that is brilliant.
My next pick was Stephen Hawking’s and then the clones, all well thought out, loved the post.
We LOVE you too. Wow, we simply don’t say that enough in a given day.
LOVE this post. Sooo hilarious and very, very witty! Where do you come up with this stuff. 
Pink.
Thank you Pink!
My brain, who insisted on naming itself, Peanuts, comes up with everything. That way I can always blame it on Peanuts if the writing doesn’t turn out so good!
I love this. So VERY creative and funny. You ROCK!
Thanks D&O! So glad you enjoyed it!
LOL. I agree that Stephen Hawkings Pawn Stars in the best.
I may have to pitch that to the Science Channel.
Where do you get this stuff? LOL! I love the idea of “Real Housewives of Area 51.” Too funny!!!!
Ha! I really would watch Housewives of Area 51! It would be much more interesting that the ones they have now!
I can see the two scientists are holding a chocolate chip cookie. I never realized they gave off Co2. I’m gonna keep eating them, however… : P
Haha! Mark, I don’t know, you never know where those chocolate chip cookies have been! On the bright side, though, I don’t think Co2 is fattening!
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