Today, Dear Readers, the Drawing Lady is going to teach us how to draw a face.
Perhaps you are asking yourself why? Why a face, Drawing Lady? Are we going to draw Donald Trump’s face, Drawing Lady? How about Queen Elizabeth’s face, Drawing Lady?
How about Buddy Hackett’s face, Drawing Lady? Are you going to teach us how to draw Buddy Hackett’s face, Drawing Lady? Don’t you think that would be too hard for us to draw, Drawing Lady?
Dear Readers, the Drawing Lady says that since you do not want to learn how to draw Buddy Hackett’s face, then that is exactly the face she will be teaching you to draw.
The Drawing Lady says in order to draw Buddy Hackett’s face, the first thing you need to do is draw a circle.
You mean a circle like this one, Drawing Lady?
Dear Readers, the Drawing Lady says certainly NOT a circle like that one! The Drawing Lady is appalled at your inability to draw a circle when the Drawing Lady has spent so much time and energy trying to teach you how to draw a circle. The Drawing Lady hopes and prays you can do better than that!
Is this better Drawing Lady?
Dear Readers, the Drawing Lady cannot answer that question due to the fact that the Drawing Lady is currently pulling out her hair, hyperventilating and strumming her lips with her index finger.
Would it make it better, Drawing Lady, if we just went ahead and tried drawing the face of Buddy Hackett all by ourselves, Drawing Lady? Would that help, Drawing Lady?
Dear Readers, the Drawing cannot answer you because the Drawing Lady has slipped into a catatonic state.
Lookee Drawing Lady! See how good we drew Buddy Hackett’s face, Drawing Lady? It looks exactly like him don’t you think, Drawing Lady?
Buddy Hackett
. . . Drawing Lady? Why are you opening that window, Drawing Lady? Why are you climbing out on that ledge, Drawing Lady?
Dear Readers, the Drawing Lady says that if you ask her one more question of any kind, just one more question . . . just one, the Drawing Lady will let go of the ledge she is precariously clinging to.
Does that mean you are concluding our drawing lesson for today, Drawing Lady?
Drawing Lady concluding the drawing lesson for today.
Until next time . . . I love you
We both have drawing on the mind. Personally, I’m deeply impressed by your impression (artist wise) of Mr. Hackett.
Thank you Addie! I gave it everything I’ve got! Everything!
I have men working on my house right now. No curtains yet. They are wondering why I am laughing out Loud at my screen…Shall I tell them???
Oh that is so funny mary i. Yes I definitely think you will have to explain yourself, if possible! HAha!
I can’t draw at all drawing lady…come in off the ledge please…don’t jump…Diane
Haha! Well I think it’s a little too late for that, but don’t worry Drawing Lady visit us again real soon!
I love the Drawing Lady!! And by “love” I mean I’m scared of her! haha! Anyway, like all true artists I think she’s a little temperamental and deranged!
Boy isn’t she ever! Just like my first and second grade teachers who were about 100 old and crazy as loons! HA HA!
Hi,
Poor drawing lady it just got too much for her in the end. She was lucky I wasn’t in the class, she would of left a lot sooner.
LOL Mags!
I’ll draw you a big fluffy pillow to land on Ms Drawing Lady!
Ms Drawing Lady?
She landed on that big fully pillow you drew, braintomohawk, unfortunately she was wearing an eraser dress . . . so it was erased before it did much good . . .but the Drawing Lady thanks you for trying.
You’re sooo hilarious. LOVEs it! LOVES!
Pink.
Ah thank you Pink. So glad you enjoyed it!
“hyperventilating and strumming her lips with her index finger.” LEA, no, wait, I think I Love the image. Thanks. And I always LEA the Drawing Lady. I take all her classes. And I still can’t draw worth S**T, if you know what I mean.
Hahaha! Tricia! Well, I can certainly relate to your drawing skills. Maybe one day you and I and the Drawing Lady will all have a breakthrough!
Hahaha I love Drawing Lady and her class of “special” students. Is it wrong that I want an original Linda Vernon to hang in my dining room?
Yes! Hahahaha! But I’ll get busy on it right away Lily!
And for one brief moment, I thought that was a picture of Drawing Lady laying on a quilt with a box pattern on a soft comfy bed.
Oh, how you’ve failed us, Drawing Lady.
Haha! It does look like that. Only a trained eye like yours would pick that up EG!
Just how good is the late Drawing Lady?
She’s so good that she was able to draw an anatomically correct chalk outside around herself before she even hit the sidewalk!!
Yup, that’s how good she is.
Was. : P
Hahahaha! Mark, you’re a professional illustrator, how DID she do that? And the fact that you referred to the Drawing Lady as anatomically correct is the best compliment I’ve ever gotten in my life and it’s the best compliment the Drawing Lady has ever gotten (make that HAD ever gotten)!
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