Today Dear Readers, while The Drawing Lady is recovering from her fall from the sixth-story window of the Drawing Lady School of Art building, her sister, The Voodoo Lady, has kindly offered to teach us how to stick pins.
Dear Readers, The Voodoo Lady says the first thing we will need to do is pick up our doll and write the name of the person we would most like to stick pins into across the front of our doll.
Perhaps you are asking yourselves, but whose name shall we write on our doll, Voodoo Lady? Maybe we should write the Drawing Lady’s name on our doll? Should we write the Drawing Lady’s name on our doll, Voodoo Lady?
Dear Readers, your questions have made the Voodoo Lady’s eyes light up like a super nova! The Voodoo Lady says that she likes this class very much. The Voodoo Lady says by all means you can write The Drawing Lady on your doll! The Voodoo Lady says, as a matter of fact, please do!
Can we use a Sharpie King Size Marker to write THE DRAWING LADY on our doll, Voodoo Lady? Because The Drawing Lady would never let us use that kind of marker because the Drawing Lady said she no likee!
Dear Readers, the Voodoo Lady says not only does she likee that kind of Marker, The Voodoo Lady says she LOVEE that kind of marker! In fact, the Voodoo lady says she is starting to LOVEE this class more than she ever LOVEE -d anything in her life!
Voodoo Lady Lovee
Is this how we should write the name on our doll, Voodoo Lady? Did we do it right, Voodoo Lady?
Dear Readers, the Voodoo Lady says not only did you do it right, but you have brought a tear to the Voodoo Lady’s eye. The Voodoo Lady says the only thing left to do now is stick pins into the Drawing Lady Doll.
Like this Voodoo Lady? Is this enough pins to stick into the Drawing Lady Doll, Voodoo Lady? Because we have lots more pins left to stick in. Should we stick in 100 more pins in Voodoo Lady?
Dear Readers, The Voodoo Lady says don’t be shy!
Shall we stick in 500 more pins Voodoo Lady?
Dear Readers, The Voodoo Lady says you can do better than that!
Shall we stick in 10,000 more pins Voodoo lady? Is 10,000 pins enough pins Voodoo Lady?
Dear Readers, The Voodoo Lady says sticking 10,000 pins in your Drawing Lady Doll is just the right amount of pins.
Uh oh, Voodoo Lady, we hear screaming. What’s that screaming Voodoo Lady? Where is that screaming coming from Voodoo Lady?
Dear Readers, The Voodoo Lady says that the screaming is coming from the other room where The Voodoo Lady is nursing her sister, The Drawing Lady, back to health. The Voodoo Lady says pay no attention to The Drawing Lady’s screaming. The Voodoo Lady says The Drawing Lady always screams like that when she is enjoying her soup.
And that concludes our Voodoo lesson for today, Dear Readers
“Yeeaaaaaaooooooeeeee! I love me some soup!
Until next time . . . I love you
Bwhahaha! This is evil and demented, so naturally I LOVE it! Did Peanuts write this or did you?
Haha Lisa! Well I would never dream of sticking pins in a doll, Peanuts on the other hand adores it!
Pretty gutsy, lady, inviting all those ffolkes to do a voodoo number on you in your Drawing Lady persona….you might have accidentally gotten someone who believes in Voodoo, and then where would you be…. either in excruciating pain, or in the position of having to destroy someone’s cherished beliefs…. a tricky task, indeed…. Hope that scenario doesn’t unfold on ya….. Good stuff!….
Haha! Ned. I certainly hope those scenarios don’t unfold . . . but if I happen you happen to see someone walking jerkily down the street intermittently screaming in pain, it will probably be me! HA!
You are admired by a small group of confused and disturbed people.
Rich! I am printing out your comment, laminating it and nailing it to my wall because your comment is my academy award.
I couldn’t agree more. Nailed it is right.
Thanks Tricia!
I’m laughing out loud at this post and espeically at the pictures of the drawling lady voodo doll. Something about this post makes me want to watch “Whatever Happened to Baby Jane”
Your right. It definitely has a Joan Crawford/Bette Davis vibe to it. And all I’d have to do is put some Mary-janes on The Drawing Lady and she would be the spitting image of adorable little Baby Jane!
I knew it! It wasn’t our fault Drawing Lady jumped, It was Voodoo Lady!
(please don;t tell her I said that.)
*crap*
I promise I won’t tell the Voodoo Lady! Cross my heart and hope to die stick a needle in my (and possibly your) eye!
So The Drawing Lady looks like a samurai?
She does! I didn’t ever notice that before. Maybe that’s why she can fall out of a six story window and still survive!
I have noted a certain lack of respect for voodoo in this post. Not a good idea.
Uh . . . . .well uh . . . .I assure you, Richard, it was written . . .ouch! in jest and no lack of respect . . .ow! . . .was intended OW!
Sorry, that was me. Just heeming the dress on the prototype Linda Vernon Austrian Dancing doll.
(We’re hoping to get it in stores by Arbor Day!)