Trifecta: Interpreting the Christmas Greetings of Cows

The Weekend Trifecta Writing Challenge is as follows:

This weekend we want you to give us a pithy summary of your feelings about the holidays.  Your response does not need to be cynical or sarcastic.  We welcome all thoughts and feelings about this time of year–so long as you express those thoughts and feelings in 33 words.

Interpreting the Christmas Greetings of Cows

Merry Christmoo!  How cows say, “Merry Christmas!”

Merry Christpoo! How cows say, “We’ve got Christmas gifts!”

Merry Christmeh!  How cows say, “Merry Christmas but we’re Jewish.”

Merry Christba-a-a-a! How cows say, “Merry Christmas! I was born in the wrong body!”

'Merry Christmoo! "

‘Merry Christmoo everybody!”

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Until next time . . . I love you

25 Responses to Trifecta: Interpreting the Christmas Greetings of Cows

  1. LOL! I love the Christmeh response! Ha! :)

  2. Hehehehehe……
    xx
    Sooz

  3. Christpoo! lol ewwww! Merry Christmas to you and yours!

  4. just mooo-ve-lous, dah-ling.

  5. Haha! I always look forward to your posts. It’s like opening a Christmas present! Merry Christm-ass….a holiday greeting from a cow to a donkey.

  6. Thanks for the laugh… these were funny!

  7. To err is human, but to moo, bovine.
    and isn’t that really the true holiday spirit?

  8. lol They’re just happy most people will be eating ham and turkey xD

  9. Wonderfully funny, Linda! A great chuckle for me Christmas morning (I’m the only one awake) ;)

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