Weekend 33-Word Trifecta Challenge: Earth’s Annual Checkup

The Earth

was this weekend’s 33-word Trifecta Challenge prompt.

Earth’s Annual Checkup

clip art of sick world globe

I’ve got this migraine earthquake, Doc.

clip art doctor

Hmm. . . your temperature’s high.

clip art of sick world globe

I’m itchy too.

clip art doctor

Because your scalp’s crawling with people.

clip art of sick world globe

What?!?  Gross!

clip art doctor

I’m sending you home with some prescription mega-hurricane medicated shampoo.

clip art of sick world globe

Thanks Doc.

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Until next time . . . I love you

77 Responses to Weekend 33-Word Trifecta Challenge: Earth’s Annual Checkup

  1. you crack me up! Love your humor and the graphic is fun. :)

  2. Lol, very cute :) Great images!

  3. hahah! So original. You amaze me!

  4. Ha!ha!Was waiting for your dose of humour,Linda!Wonderful & loved the cute gifs!I think this time U will be taking home the trophy:-)

  5. Gross! Damn those louses and vermin!

  6. Oh my Cyber Mom – your creativity is unparalleled. But um…ewww on the scalp crawling with people thing lol. <3

  7. lol very creative but I’m scared for the human race!

  8. you always make me laugh! thank you!

  9. Hi,
    Love this, very well done. (Bonza) :D

  10. That’s one was to deal with overpopulation. Perhaps, the good Doc can prescribe some anti- depressants too! Another great one! :)

  11. Fabulous take on the prompt! I particularly like the bit about earth’s reaction to hearing its scalp is crawling with people. Very creative!

  12. I look forward to your posts every week! I love your writing!

  13. It’s all been said before, but I never tire of saying it, cute, clever, funny as hell, and add the graphics this week, and it all adds up to Earthtastic!

  14. I couldn’t figure out this prompt but you got it…Diane

    • Ah thank you Diane, but I notice that you’re going great guns on the WordPress prompts! Way to go! I have yet to conquer on of those! :D

      • Sometimes the prompt do help to get the brain going and it does bring forth something ‘okay’ and other times not such inspirational blogs….but at least the writing continues.

        You handle the trifecta and also your wonderful stories that boggle my mind with your creativity…You probably couldn’t fit much more in….Diane

        • Oh thanks Diane. It can get dicey trying to have a life and blog! Lizzie and I were just lamenting the fact that there is no such thing as boredom anymore. Sometimes I miss just being bored.

  15. Global warming. Over-population! Natural disasters! And, we are all chuckling away to ourselves. A virtuoso display of writing!

  16. Thank you for sparing the details of its visit to the proctologist.

  17. Too funny! I love your unique take on the prompt. Just when you think there’s nowhere new you can take it, you figure out a way to get there :)

  18. fun take on the prompt :-)

  19. Loved this. So cool. Love your cleverness. :)

  20. Reminded me of this six-word story:

    Earth is sick, it has humans.

  21. I can tell ya, that mega-hurricane medicated shampoo works really well. Too funny.

  22. lol Great take on the prompt! (:

  23. And if that doesn’t work, I wonder if the doctor will prescribe two Mayan apocalypses (and call him in the morning. :P )

  24. LOL – poor Earth – too many scabby people on it’s skin! :D

  25. Ha! Great take on the prompt, gotta love it.

  26. whenever I need a good giggle, I prescribe myself a visit to your site. Fun fun!

  27. Love it! Does that make me a louse? :)

  28. *hahaha* LOVE LOVE LOVE this.

  29. Now I am scratching my head. Wait, no. Better learn to fly.

  30. I laughed so hard, all the things that were crawling on my scalp fell off– what a relief! Oh, well– time sweep the floor. A lot… : P

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