Well it’s Jubilation-city here at the blog today, Dear Readers! Why? Because none other than The Overly Creative Writer Lady has agreed to stop by!
Today she has agreed to discuss one of her most beloved topics: Valve Assemblies.
The original copy says:
“The valve assembly controls the flow of water to the irrigation lines.”
Let’s watch as The Overly Creative Writer Lady magically transforms the above ho-hum string of words into something we readers can really get our teeth into.
The valve assembly that had heretofore only known it’s existence as single pipe fittings –as useless as junk DNA and as lonely as Al Gore on a Saturday night after consuming large quantities of Funyuns (without brushing his teeth) controls the flow of water like Poseidon, the Greek God of the Sea or failing that, like a rusty bucket under a leaky Greek faucet or failing that, a box of Depends to the irrigation line that pierces the ears of the earth’s soul and fills it with life-giving water until it finally reaches the Do Not Fill Above This Line mark.
Phew! I think you will agree, Dear Readers, that The Overly Creative Writer Lady has managed to swallow the mundane topic of valve assembly, digest it thoroughly and then spit it back out into a puddle of penned perfection for our enjoyment!
Wait a minute . . . it looks like The Overly Creative Writer Lady is trying to tell us something . . .
What’s that Overly Creative Writer Lady? . . . You only feel like expressing yourself through a series of symbols? . . . Oh by all means . . . here let me fish a notepad out of my desk drawer . . . ah here’s one! . . . Okay, have at it Overly Creative Writer Lady!
Ha ha! Thank you so much Overly Creative Drawing Lady. We will certainly get a good “think” out of that one. It looks like you’ve had a real creative breakthrough , or possible a nervous breakdown. Either way, keep up the good work, Overly Creative Writer Lady!
Until next time . . . I love you