Well it’s Jubilation-city here at the blog today, Dear Readers! Why? Because none other than The Overly Creative Writer Lady has agreed to stop by!
The Overly Creative Writer Lady
Today she has agreed to discuss one of her most beloved topics: Valve Assemblies.
The Valve Assembly
The original copy says:
“The valve assembly controls the flow of water to the irrigation lines.”
Let’s watch as The Overly Creative Writer Lady magically transforms the above ho-hum string of words into something we readers can really get our teeth into.
The valve assembly that had heretofore only known it’s existence as single pipe fittings –as useless as junk DNA and as lonely as Al Gore on a Saturday night after consuming large quantities of Funyuns (without brushing his teeth) controls the flow of water like Poseidon, the Greek God of the Sea or failing that, like a rusty bucket under a leaky Greek faucet or failing that, a box of Depends to the irrigation line that pierces the ears of the earth’s soul and fills it with life-giving water until it finally reaches the Do Not Fill Above This Line mark.
Phew! I think you will agree, Dear Readers, that The Overly Creative Writer Lady has managed to swallow the mundane topic of valve assembly, digest it thoroughly and then spit it back out into a puddle of penned perfection for our enjoyment!
Wait a minute . . . it looks like The Overly Creative Writer Lady is trying to tell us something . . .
What’s that Overly Creative Writer Lady? . . . You only feel like expressing yourself through a series of symbols? . . . Oh by all means . . . here let me fish a notepad out of my desk drawer . . . ah here’s one! . . . Okay, have at it Overly Creative Writer Lady!
Ha ha! Thank you so much Overly Creative Drawing Lady. We will certainly get a good “think” out of that one. It looks like you’ve had a real creative breakthrough , or possible a nervous breakdown. Either way, keep up the good work, Overly Creative Writer Lady!
Until next time . . . I love you
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The overly creative lady never made valve assembly so exciting! To bad the semi evil drawing lady can’t handle competition. Perhaps she should take a fall from a tall building…
The semi-evil drawing Lady is a Prima Dona if ever there was one. And have you ever seen her drawing anything? I haven’t. You know what they say. Those who can, do, those who can’t teach! Hmmm . . .
Interesting! It seems the overly creative drawing lady is more muscular than the overly creative writer lady? Well, let’s hope they resolve their differences without ransoms. Welldone!
LOL Teecee! Well you’re right about that! But we can never rule out the possibility of a good mud wrestle!
LOL!! The mere mention of Al Gore makes me laugh!! Throw in some Funyuns and I’m hysterical. The Overly Creative Writer Lady really knows her valve assembly! I felt like I was reading poetry, liquid poetry. No wonder the semi-evil drawing lady is jealous!
Haha! The Overly Creative Writer Lady’s liquid poetry!! Well there’s nothing she can’t add a little pizazz to if given half a chance or even a quarter of a chance. Oh boy don’t get her started! I think Al Gore has a secret crush on he and there might be some trouble with “the ladies” and Al this year! HA!
Oooo! I can’t wait!
The Overly Creative Writer Lady looks a lot like me late on a Saturday night
Haha Dianne! There but for the grace of god go you! LOL!
for you and your hard work
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Thank you so much Art. This truly means a lot to me and I appreciate so much your wonderful support of my blog. And I gotta say, I have never ever come away from reading your blog empty handed. Thank you, Art, for putting so much good out there everyday!
I expect Thanksgiving at the Lady household is quite the unusual affair.
(I think we should send in Gramms for the rescue!)
What a great idea. If nothing else at least Grams could photo bomb the official Thanksgiving picture. Ha!
Love the overly creative lady! LoVE it !
She’s a lot of fun to have around! And oh how she loves the metaphors!