Hello Dear Readers! This weekend’s 33-Word Trifecta Writing Challenge was simply to write 33 words incorporating some hyperbole in there somewhere.
Howard’s Haircut
“There. Finished!” The hairdresser handed Howard a mirror. “Do you like it?”
Howard thought he resembled a cross between a Sasquatch on meth during a Tsunami and Shirley Temple.
“Yes.” he said anyway.
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Until next time . . . I love you
“yes.” he said anyway!
That one got me laughing, as always!
Welldone!
So glad you appreciated it Teecee! I know that’s what I always say even if I feel like driving home from the hairdressers with a bag over may head!
lol
Good eye…
Not everyone would catch that….
Haha Ned! I think it’s more like weird eye!
Haha! Sounds like Howard is a little passive!
Shirley Temple + Sasquatch = Nick Nolte!! Only you could think of something like that!
Great job, Linda
PS- lately I feel like Sasquatch – Shirley Temple!! Lol!
LOL! Lisa!! I feel like a Sasquatch Shirley Temple lately too! I think I need a makeover. (One that doesn’t involve Xcreatures!)
I had a haircut like that once. Cost me $75 from the foo foo place. It then cost me another $12 at Cost Cutters to fix it. After that I bought a $50 shaver and have shaved my head ever since, much to my wife’s chagrin.
LOL!! That exact same thing happened to my Son in law. He always shaves his head now, and it looks good on him, but he also shaves his three year old son’s head too which broke this grandmother’s heart!
P.S. And judging from you pic, I’d say you pull off the shaved look pretty well!
LOL!!!!
Love it!
Ah! So glad you loved it Dianne!
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Howard should have, at least, insisted that the hairdresser trim the split ends. Great one, of course, Linda!
Thanks Lumdog. Ha! That couldn’t hurt!
It seems like hairdressers always want to cut off a little too much. (Maybe they secretly harbor a hatred for hair.)
HAHAHA – awesome
Thanks Grandmalin!
haha…i’ve had similar cuts. you’re always funny.
I know I hate when that happens! And thanks for coming by and checking it out!
“Howard’s hair was horrendous!” Henry howled hurriedly to Harriet. Harriet huffed, “Henry, hush.”
An alliteration addition to your tale.
Hahaha! Wonderful Addie!!! I wonder if Howard’s Haircut will make it on the Huffington Post?
The Good Ship Lollipop has hit an iceberg and sunk.
Hahaha! They’re all clinging to their Lollipop preservers!
Love the little ewok!
Haha! He is cute isn’t he?
Still laughing at that one!
Glad you like it Ronnie!
Yep, pretty sure I’m losing to you again this week…
You entered? I’m going over there to check it out right now!
hahaha omg your hyperbole made me laugh but the photos.. damn! hahaha esp that last one. just… gross. hahaha
Lol! I remember when that Nick Nolte mugshot first appeared! I was shocked – and I am not generally shockable! Nice post!
lol Or maybe between Sasquatch during a tsunami and Shirley Temple on meth? and yet old Nick still looks pretty damned good.
I almost screamed in laughter when I scrolled the pictures. Perfect. And we’ve all been in that chair and said “yes” but thinking no.
I’m sure it will be the latest fashion fad before long (:
Ha!ha!What a funny situation & I love the new hairstyle;-)
BWAHAHAHA!!! I love your take on the prompt and the photo math is perfectly hysterical!
Thanks Dana! I’m so glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for taking the time to come by!
Good old Nick Nolte!