Hello Dear Readers. Today on the blog, my brain, Peanuts, thought it might be fun to flip through a sweater magazine from 1973. And because Peanuts usually gets its way around here, flipping through a sweater magazine from 1973, we shall!
Here’s the Magazine Peanuts and I will be flipping through:
Isn’t she lovely? Don’t you just love her sweater? Peanuts thinks her sweater might be a portal to an alternate universe! (And I have to agree.)
Peanuts sees that this magazine is describing the 101 sweaters inside as being “captivating” or having a “special flair.”
Oh! Peanuts bets they have “special flair alright!”
Let’s open to the first page, and see what awaits us, shall we?
Hey Lookee! It’s our ultimate guide to creating a sexy wardrobe!
Peanuts is having trouble deciding which one to choose. The baby doll, pot-holder, shorty pajamas are quite fetching, but then there’s also the alluring off-the-shoulder bedspread for more formal occasions. Oh! But Peanuts thinks that Contessa Wrap in the middle is to die for! (And be buried in)! Since Peanuts doesn’t know which ones to choose, Peanuts will just turn the page.
Well, will you look at this!
Holy Cat!! Have you ever seen anything so . . . so . . . captivating?
Talk about special flair up the ying yang! MeOW! But Peanuts is wondering if the cat is crocheted into the vest (that obviously also doubles as a bath mat . . . the vest, that is, not the cat, ha ha — okay well maybe the cat too) or is the vest simply a fur extension of the actual cat itself? This is one of those 1970′s riddles that Peanuts hates, btw. So let’s just quickly turn the page before Peanuts gets roasted.
Oh Goodie!! Peanuts Was Hoping This Would Happen!
The sweater portal to the alternate universe is opening even wider!
As is clearly shown in this picture, the first lady’s sweater is transforming before Peanuts and our very own eyes into an alternate universe sweater portal! Peanuts thinks that perhaps the lady standing next to her is going to be the very first person to jump through the alternate universe sweater portal!
Sure she might die, but at least she’ll be put out of her knitted sweater misery!
And there you have it Dear Readers, Peanuts is going to go lie down now. Peanuts is feeling a little nauseous.
Until next time . . . I love you