Picture-less-ly Yours


Welcome Dear Readers!   Thank you for coming. I apologize in advance for the fact that this will be a picture-less blog.

So I will try to paint pictures for you using my vast command of the English language if you can call three verbs, a semi-colon and a non-dangling participle a “vast command.”

This blog is picture-less because I am writing it on my beloved Ipad. I love my Ipad but I don’t know how to get pictures into a blog using it.  It’s not that I don’t like reading instructions it’s just that . . . wait a minute . . . yes it is.

Okay, here’s where I would insert a picture of a lady with her eyeballs rolled up and her tongue sticking out to one side wearing a little cap tipped askew on the opposite side as her tongue is sticking out and with her index finger on her chin. The caption would read:

“Uh oh did somebody say instructions?”

You can just imagine how funny that would be. And if you can’t I suggest you take you’re imagination to the nearest Imagination Store and get it tuned up!

Okay, here’s where I would really make the last paragraph a zinger by inserting a picture of a lady with her eyeballs rolled up and her tongue sticking out to one side while wearing a little cap tipped askew on the opposite side as her tongue is sticking out and walking into a store of some kind. The caption would read:

“Uh oh . . . did somebody say imagination tune-ups?”

Well, you can just imagine how hilarious this would have been had I been able to figure out how to work my Ipad. It would have been off-the-charts funny!

Okay, this is where I would have inserted a picture of a chart where a line went squiggly for awhile and then went straight up past the chart itself and into the margin above it.  

I can’t stop laughing just thinking about it!

Until next time . . . I love you

38 thoughts on “Picture-less-ly Yours

  1. I want to know more about the dangling participle. Was the woman allowed to take it in the store with her, or do they have a no dangling rule at the Imagination Store?

    • LOL Russell! Ahaha! That’s a very good question. All I know is I would love to see a sign in the window of a store that said “No Shirt, No Shoes No Dangling Partciples!” at some point before I die. I don’t think that’s too much to ask.

  2. Right here is where I would insert a lady laughing hysterically with her eyes rolled back in her head, her hat askew and maybe even passed out. The cation would read “uh oh, did someone forget to take their meds?” Can you just imagine how hilarious that would be? Especially hilarious to the kind if people who find knock knock jokes funny. Or people who love board games.

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