Why hello Dear Reader and welcome to Monday morning here at the blog!
This might be a good time to warn you that my brain, Peanuts, has been thinking again — the act of which has produced the following ideas for some dubious WordPress blogs:
My Favorite Government Documents! .com
Bureaucrats estimate that government documents now out number stars in the universe by a ratio of three to one! And Peanuts thinks choosing my favorites among them (the most adorable) would make for a good blog.
What about Lard? .com
My brain, Peanuts has high hopes for this blog! It will encompass anything and everything about lard and lard-related products. Readers will be invited to experience the world through the eyes of lard which should prove to be an exhilarating — if not somewhat disgusting– experience!
Soups Most People Never Tasted .com
There must be literally hundreds maybe even thousands of them! My brain, Peanuts turns to mush just thinking about all the soup out there that most people have never tasted!
Your Friend, Cement! .com
Peanuts wants us to stop and think a minute about where we would all be without our dearest friend, cement . . . well, probably right in the exact same place we currently are . . . but still!
On a scale of one to ten, how Chapped Are Your Lips? .com
Finally a way to tell just exactly how chapped those lips of yours really are. Send pictures and Peanuts and I will post the best and the worst! Chapped lips will be judged on a sliding scale of one to ten, ten being the worst and one being the best or maybe vice versa. Either way we are predicting success that smacks of success.
Sticks that were responsible for poking people’s eyes out! .com
Just between you and me and Peanuts and WordPress and everybody else in the world, this idea is a little iffy, taste-wise. Of course, there is the potential for eye patch advertisements and perhaps a lucrative manacle endorsement deal so the tastelessness might well be worth it.
Watching old parades from the 70’s on YouTube! .com
Peanuts asks: Who doesn’t like watching parades that took place 40 years ago?
Peanuts answers: No one! That’s who!
Body parts I have yet to stub — The Forum .com
Sure we’ve all stubbed our toe, but what body parts haven‘t we stubbed. Are you stumped? Good! That means you’ll go check out the forum!
Baby Talk Book Reviews! .com
Peanuts wuvs dis idea!
Wah and Pease vewy bo-wing!
Until next time . . . I love you