Hello Dear Readers! Remember our favorite family, the Perfects, who live out their perfectly happy lives within the pages of a 1965 Casserole Cookbook?
Well this blog is saddened to report that the Perfects have been having a little problem with Perfect Father Ken. Lately his behavior has become a little uh . . .well see for yourself:
It all started out one fine morning in the Casserole People Cook Book just after the page had been turned. Everything was going along as usual. Perfect Mother Kendra was mixing up a batch of hot cake casserole and Fine Young Lad, Kenny, and Baby Sister, What’s Her Name, were helping their mother — dressed up in finery with matching chef hats as usual. Even their dog, Spot, was fully present in both mind and spirit!
But where was Perfect Father Ken?
Later that day, Perfect Mother Kendra tried to broach the subject with her Perfect Neighbor Nan.
Perfect Neighbor Nan gave Perfect Mother Kendra an economy-sized bottle of Seconal. Mother Kendra quickly ran home for it was nearly time to prepare the lunch casserole.
When she was done she put them both on the table.
After lunch, Perfect Father Ken took the Perfect children out to play. When Perfect Mother Kendra peeked outside and saw Perfect Father Ken playing with the Perfect children, she was very much relieved by what she saw.
Perfect Mother Kendra made a mental note to thank her Perfect Neighbor Nan by baking her a Seconal Luncheon Custard Casserole for her lunch tomorrow!
Until next time . . . I love you