Hello Dear Readers! It hit me like a ton of bricks this morning that this blog has never taken it upon itself to discuss fashion. I’m so embarrassed I can’t even tell you! So without any further delay, here are some outfits that this blog highly recommends:
The I Wanna Hold Your Hand If I Can Find It Sweater
Say goodbye to those inferior two-arm sweaters once and for all, Dear Readers! Having to put your arms in the same old armholes day after day is for suckers. This sweater will revolutionize your world especially if you happen to be a Type A personality! Now you can vacuum with one hand, and drink a glass of milk with the other — all while your sweater is hugging people goodbye!
The outfit that makes you want to dance!
Are you tired of only looking like a million bucks from the front, but then when you turn around to leave, you look like a buck fifty? Looking bad from the back is for suckers! Here’s an ensemble that will revolutionize how you look at 360 degrees 24/7/365. You’ll be so happy you’ll want to dance everywhere you go!
It’s Not Just an Outfit; It’s a Potholder!
Are you tired of always misplacing your pot holders and not being able to find them so you use your bare hands instead to remove that roast from the oven and end up in the burn unit at your local hospital? Being in the burn unit is for suckers! Here’s an outfit that will revolutionize oven safety. All you need now is a strong set of abs so that everything in the oven can be removed with your stomach all while, at the same time, making you look quite fetching!
Twin Outfits for Twins Who Don’t Want to Look Alike Because They Aren’t Twins
Are you tired of being mistook for your twin when you don’t even have a twin? Getting mistook for your twin is for suckers! These outfits will revolutionize individualism. Whether your style is to sneak into the park wearing a sailor hat in the dead of night to pick every single daffodils just cuz — or whether your style is more along the lines of a wanna-be 1903 motorist adventurer with a bad attitude, these outfits scream I AM NOT A TWIN! And if that doesn’t make the people in your life want to re-think their relationship with you, nothing will!
And there you have it, Dear Readers, this blog’s fashion recommendations. Please accept my apology for having waited so long to get around to it!
Until next time . . . I love you